The 8th Branch Of: The Pawn Shop That Sucks Well...

The protagonist is often a cynical, immortal, or incredibly powerful being who observes human folly with detached interest. Moral Ambiguity:

Unlike the first seven branches (which deal in gold, guns, guitars, grudges, grief, ghosts, and gumball machine rings), the 8th branch specializes in suction — but not the kind you think. The 8th Branch Of The Pawn Shop That Sucks Well...