The film captures the last moment of . This was dating before algorithm matching, before “What are your intentions?” text analysis, before Instagram stalking. In 1999, you had to actually call someone. You had to risk the trembling voice. The alien narrator would be horrified by Hinge. He would call it “a data-driven selection matrix that removes the chaos of pheromones.”
The movie follows a "Male" (Mackenzie Astin) and a "Female" (Carmen Electra) as they navigate the treacherous waters of courtship. An unseen alien narrator explains their every move—from the ritualistic "pre-date grooming" to the complex linguistic gymnastics used at a nightclub—as if he’s studying a primitive species. The Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human -1999...
The high-concept hook of the film is its framing device. The movie is introduced as an educational filmstrip being shown to "students" on an alien planet. An unseen alien narrator (voiced brilliantly by ) observes the life of a typical human male, Billy (Mackenzie Astin), as he attempts to find a mate. The film captures the last moment of