Beach Party Mummy Transcript [upd] -

(Laughing) A beach party disaster.

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March 25, 2023 Location: Miami Beach, Florida Incident Type: Unconventional Celebration beach party mummy transcript

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(Finally stopping her struggle, she glares at the teens. Deadpan.) I am not a disaster. I am resourceful. I am a mother providing shade. I am... a beach party mummy . (Laughing) A beach party disaster

(curious) That sounds amazing! Did you ever get to attend any of those parties? 2023 Location: Miami Beach