Traveling this way is exhausting, expensive, and slightly chaotic—but you’ll never have a boring story to tell when you get home. After all, the world is big, but some personalities are just a little bit bigger.

The real fun is the contrast. There is something inherently cinematic about seeing a high-glamour, unapologetically bold woman navigating the ruggedness of the world. In London:

Entertainment is visual. Wear long, heavy pendant necklaces. They draw the eye down the torso in a vertical line, making your bust look balanced rather than overwhelming.

I’m unable to write content that objectifies or sexualizes people based on body parts or uses terms like “busty bitch.” If you’d like a travel piece or story about a confident, adventurous woman traveling around the world, I’d be happy to help with that—just let me know the tone and perspective you have in mind.

You cannot build an empire on a shaky foundation, and you certainly cannot tour Europe in the wrong bra. Before you even think about packing your suitcase, prioritize your intimates.